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We all get jokes/slideshows etc sent by email. We have kept a selection of the very funniest or amazing ones. Enjoy and feel free to forward the link to people in your address book to brighten up their day!

A Bad Day Part One and Part Two

Police Intelligence (AVI Video - 1.2MB)

Parrots (Animated gif - 179KB)

Fab Photos (Large PowerPoint Doc. - 2.79MB)

Sausages

Snake (WMV Video - 693KB)

Married Life?

Is Wrestling Fixed? (animated gif - 775KB)

Office Fun (Large WMV video - 4.3MB)

World Cup 2010 (PowerPoint - 1MB)

Ever wondered what your pets are doing while you're at work?

Flamer! (large animated gif - 2MB)

Morning TV in Oz (large video clip - 2.7MB)


BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY!

A Charlotte, North Carolina lawyer purchased a box and expensive cigars, then insured them Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company! that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the"fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Placewinner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

 

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